I came home from urgent care last Thursday where the doctor told me I had a strain in my foot. I get to wear a fancy shoe fashioned with Velcro and polyester and an orthopedic type platform that doesn’t seem to be helping at all because every time I step I’m like ‘The pain pills [...]
Toddlers and public restrooms are a combination of curiosity and ceramic tile that can only lead to illicit behaviors ending in tears (generally from the mother) and dousing bodies in antibacterial gel and wondering if maybe such gels really weren’t meant to be slathered across one’s bottom in an attempt to prevent herpes from attacking your [...]
Call me lazy and shallow but, I’m thinking of proposing a stimulus package to Congress about the wonders of plastic surgery. How, with plastic surgery, I would not have to sweat half to death under a ceiling fan in my home while doing this whole P90X thing in a sad attempt to bring a little [...]
I like mashed potatoes. From scratch. First I peel the potatoes, rinse in cold water, then boil. While the potatoes are boiling I warm milk and butter to pour over said potatoes. It is a process that is not quite as tedious as it sounds. Okay, yeah, it’s pretty tedious, but it’s also worth it [...]
