Me: G repeats everything I say.
Husband: I’ve noticed.
Me: I don’t think spelling is going to cut it anymore. And I’m tired of spelling ‘whore.’ I always have to think about it first. Like ‘diarrhea.’ I always have to think about how to spell it and still get it wrong.
Husband: Do you say ‘whore’ and ‘diarrhea’ [...]
(I posted this at House of Dolls earlier this week so, if you read it there already, um, yeah…you’ll get over it.)
The husband and I celebrated our 7th wedding anniversary a couple of weeks ago while we were in Florida. I use the word ‘celebrated’ loosely as the mere acknowledgement of said anniversary went something [...]
Every once in a while the husband has a good idea.
Every once in a while I actually listen to said good idea.
The other night we were talking about my blog. It was midnight. We were both tired but have this masochistic way of staying up regardless of the looming bout of narcolepsy and under-eye circles [...]
Friday was LB’s first birthday.
He’s a pretty cute kid. Unfortunately, I can take no credit for said cuteness because he looks nothing like me. Everyone that comes out of my uterus looks like the husband. We’ve been through this already but, to quote some 90’s rap song that probably had a video with half naked [...]
Call me lazy and shallow but, I’m thinking of proposing a stimulus package to Congress about the wonders of plastic surgery. How, with plastic surgery, I would not have to sweat half to death under a ceiling fan in my home while doing this whole P90X thing in a sad attempt to bring a little [...]
*Caution: this post is probably kryptonite to people with sense. Or caffeine. When I wrote this, I had neither.*
Friday night around midnight I was working on my portion of a group project when suddenly the laptop just exploded.
Well, no—it imploded! The screen did. One second I was typing some garbage about Toyota and the next [...]
