Final Destination: Hell
Guest post by The Flying Chalupa
A voice crackles over the plane’s ancient PA system.
It is perky.
Evil perky.
Air-America-F*ck-Yeah would like to welcome you aboard Flight 999, with non-stop service to Timbuktu.
My name is Cindi and I will be your flight attendant today, but you will know me as Bitch With A Badge.
Our flight is completely full, [...]








