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Final Destination: Hell

Guest post by The Flying Chalupa
A voice crackles over the plane’s ancient PA system.
It is perky.
Evil perky.
Air-America-F*ck-Yeah would like to welcome you aboard Flight 999, with non-stop service to Timbuktu.
My name is Cindi and I will be your flight attendant today, but you will know me as Bitch With A Badge.
Our flight is completely full, [...]

Will wash for food…or, margaritas on steroids

Guest post by Leslie at Give Me Paws
 What’s the greatest invention of all time?  Wireless communication?  The computer?  Polyurethane?  Ask my mom this question and she will say, unequivocally, the DISHWASHER.  She has been adamant about this since we were about 10 years old.  (Hey, did you ever notice that if you spell adamant, it’s [...]

Miranda. Kind of like Sex and the City’s–only better.

Guest post by Miranda at Not Super, Just Mom
So, hi.
I’m all nervous and such.  Like when you had a crush on a boy and you were all “OMG HE IS LOOKING THIS WAY OMG HE IS WALKING OVER HERE DON’T LOOK DON’T LOOK” to your best friend in the cafeteria. 
When Tiffany sent an email asking [...]

I’m Tiffany. I like correcting people’s grammar mid sentence and faux texting when I don’t want anyone talking to me. Also, if I have to watch another episode of Dora the Explorer, I might soil myself.

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