I came home from urgent care last Thursday where the doctor told me I had a strain in my foot. I get to wear a fancy shoe fashioned with Velcro and polyester and an orthopedic type platform that doesn’t seem to be helping at all because every time I step I’m like ‘The pain pills [...]
We are currently on the road, headed south to that state in which humidity does evil things to my hair and I get caught in the rain without an umbrella at least once. Because what’s Florida without a random torrential downpour?
We are in the car—all of us, me, the husband, kids, and the Ikea portable [...]
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Because sometimes I can be a bit type A obsessive and slightly shallow I feel the need to redeem myself, my body from people thinking I look like the pregnant elephant that was in the pictures from K.Law’s baby shower seen here.
I’m the black one, in case you did [...]
So I don’t know what’s going on with me but I cannot. stop. eating.
And I wish I was referring to things like celery sticks or fruit and yogurt and all the other things that make you feel like you’ve done nothing more than taken a deep breath than actually ingested food. But, no. I’m talking [...]
So I was reading over here about how this blogger is trying to lose weight and signed up for Physique 57 or something because apparently Kelly Ripa attributes all the tautness of her 96 pounds to this super expensive exercise class.
And the first thing I thought was how the other day I ate another salad [...]
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have a page up yonder entitled ‘The Little Panties’ (not sure if the whole ‘yonder’ thing works both ways—like a word could be bisexual or something—‘down yonder,’ ‘up yonder’? Whatever.)
And the other day I was wondering if anyone had clicked on it due to its undeniable tongue-in-cheekness until [...]
I think we’ve established—on more than one occasion, actually—that I’m kind of ridiculous.
I have a tendency to over plan, over schedule and more or less stress myself out to near stroke-having proportions. It’s just my way.
So, in January the family and I are driving north to visit some of my girlfriends from college. They haven’t [...]
