Have you ever met someone so ridiculous you were all ‘this mama clearly has eightballs in her sippy cup’ but you continued to hang out with them anyway because every time you did something hilariously awesome always ensued that may or may not result in hightailing it barefoot out of a playdate, cackling with a [...]
Yeah. I’m sick.
At first I thought it was allergies or potential mold spore infestation in my lungs but, no. I have a cold. My head feels like it’s about to explode, there are tissues everywhere, and even my eyelashes ache. Joy.
So trying to come up with a post wasn’t happening—enter Sass tagging me to answer [...]
A few things.
Saturday morning G and I went to breakfast—good times. Then, we went to an antique store because I watch entirely too much HGTV and was all ‘yes! I, Tiffany, should go to an antique shop, buy an old chest of drawers* for $20, and refurbish it all by myself. And, because I’m really [...]
So, I’ve been thinking for a couple weeks that I read a lot of awesomeness on the interwebs and have more virtual crushes on people than I really care to admit because, really, nobody wants to be that girl whose all emotionally slutty and ‘oh, how I love your blog. Let me count the ways…’ [...]
This week around the blogosphere I’ve seen a lot of pictures—pictures of children waiting at school bus stops, climbing the school bus steps, waving from school bus windows. It’s like school buses gone wild up in here and, not having school-age children, I’m feeling a little left out. A few posts even made me tear up [...]
You know the ‘about me’ section? Sure you do. The section/page/tab where you are supposed to sum up who you are in a couple of lines but you have no idea what to say and pull some concoction out of the nether regions of your anus and, based on this, everyone on the internet presumes [...]
I often have conversations with myself. Internally of course so I don’t frighten the husband or other innocent bystanders perusing the aisles of Target on a Tuesday morning with my nonsensical, one-way banter.
These conversations generally begin in the shower where my mind is somewhat uncluttered and ‘free to be you and me’. I liken them [...]
Every once in a while the husband has a good idea.
Every once in a while I actually listen to said good idea.
The other night we were talking about my blog. It was midnight. We were both tired but have this masochistic way of staying up regardless of the looming bout of narcolepsy and under-eye circles [...]
