Posts tagged P90X

Stimulus

Call me lazy and shallow but, I’m thinking of proposing a stimulus package to Congress about the wonders of plastic surgery.  How, with plastic surgery, I would not have to sweat half to death under a ceiling fan in my home while doing this whole P90X thing in a sad attempt to bring a little [...]

I swear I’m not pregnant

So I don’t know what’s going on with me but I cannot. stop. eating.
And I wish I was referring to things like celery sticks or fruit and yogurt and all the other things that make you feel like you’ve done nothing more than taken a deep breath than actually ingested food.  But, no.  I’m talking [...]

I’m Tiffany. I like correcting people’s grammar mid sentence and faux texting when I don’t want anyone talking to me. Also, if I have to watch another episode of Dora the Explorer, I might soil myself.

blush of the week

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