Posts tagged public bathrooms are gross

Vaginal warts and mad cow disease have nothing in common. Except, when they do.

Toddlers and public restrooms are a combination of curiosity and ceramic tile that can only lead to illicit behaviors ending in tears (generally from the mother) and dousing bodies in antibacterial gel and wondering if maybe such gels really weren’t meant to be slathered across one’s bottom in an attempt to prevent herpes from attacking your [...]

I’m Tiffany. I like correcting people’s grammar mid sentence and faux texting when I don’t want anyone talking to me. Also, if I have to watch another episode of Dora the Explorer, I might soil myself.

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